| Blurph Bloodriver | |
|---|---|
 Blurph watches for potential targets | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Title | Unsuccessful Highwayman |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Blood Elf |
| Faction | Independent |
| Health | Unspecified |
| Level | Level 2 |
| Status | MIA (presumed transformed into Wretched) |
| Location | Ruins of Silvermoon, Eversong Woods (Presumed) |
Blurph Bloodriver was a blood elf rogue who became a highwayman and served alongside his brother Gwagg Bloodriver until they mysteriously disappeared. The only one who was even mildly interested in their fate was their cousin, Kalathas Bloodriver. Blurph and Gwagg often would steal from both blood elf and wretched alike, typically being found stationed along the northern edge of the Ruins of Silvermoon (close to where Kelerun Bloodmourn generally spends his time), or moving between Feth's Way and Skulking Row. Of the two of them, Blurph was the more talented of the two, although not by much - however, at least he didn't lose his steed constantly, unlike his brother.
He was banished by a mysterious microlich for reasons unknown to anyone but the microlich itself, and is assumed to have eventually transformed into a Wretched due to his lack of consumption of mana during his banishment.
Notes[]
- While no one ever located either Blurph or Gwagg nor turned up any evidence as to their fates, they were in fact banished by a mysteriously little lich, who also was known to have banished another pair of siblings, Myucka and Sphammi Crusthorn. In all likelihood, both brothers eventually degenerated into wretched themselves.
- Blurph was character Somarinoa only created to send Lil' K.T. to a character who didn't have the item available to her for some reason. Due to his personal policy on creativity, any and all characters and the like, no matter how minor, must have some form of story set to them.
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